{"id":"2a7a6a02-4866-4c82-83da-f2bdca377fe8","title":"Ho Ho Home Invasion","artist":"Alex Wilson","album":"","year":2025,"genre":"Country Pop/Christmas/Novelty","duration":"3:18","lyrics":"[Intro: Upbeat, driving country-pop guitar riff, heavy kick drum, and the sound of a window shattering followed by a festive \"Yee-haw!\"]\n\n[Verse 1]\nI got motion sensors on the front porch light\nI check the deadbolt twice every single night\nI don't trust the mailman, I don't trust the Feds\nI keep a Louisville Slugger right beside the bed\nBut come December, I flip the script, you see\nI let my strict security protocols slip free\nI turn off the alarm and I unlock the grate\nAnd I leave out a bribe on a china plate\n\n[Chorus]\nYeah, it’s a Ho Ho Home Invasion\nA jolly felony celebration\nAny other night, we’d be dialin’ 9-1-1\nReaching for the shotgun, ready to run\nBut we trade our cookies for a little peace and quiet\nIgnore the breaking and entering riot\nYeah, he’s a fugitive on a global tour\nBut we just hold the door\nFor a Ho Ho Home Invasion\n\n[Verse 2]\nNow if a guy named Carl came down the flue\nWith a sack on his back and a size twelve shoe\nAnd started eating my snacks and drinking my milk\nWearing a custom suit made of velvet and silk\nI’d have him on the ground in a half-nelson hold\nWaiting for the sheriff to get here and be told\nBut since this intruder has a beard and a sleigh\nI just look at my wife and I say \"It’s okay!\"\n\n[Chorus]\n'Cause it’s a Ho Ho Home Invasion\nA jolly felony celebration\nAny other night, we’d be dialin’ 9-1-1\nReaching for the shotgun, ready to run\nBut we trade our cookies for a little peace and quiet\nIgnore the breaking and entering riot\nYeah, he’s a fugitive on a global tour\nBut we just hold the door\nFor a Ho Ho Home Invasion\n\n[Bridge: Music drops to a half-time stomp-clap beat. Gang vocals]\nHe sees you when you’re sleeping (That’s creepy!)\nHe knows when you’re awake (Surveillance!)\nHe knows if you’ve been bad or good\nSo be good for goodness sake (Or he’ll break into your house!)\n\n[Guitar Solo: Fast-paced chicken-pickin’ solo over a high-energy fiddle line]\n\n[Chorus]\nYeah, it’s a Ho Ho Home Invasion\nA jolly felony celebration\nAny other night, we’d be dialin’ 9-1-1\nReaching for the shotgun, ready to run\nBut we trade our cookies for a little peace and quiet\nIgnore the breaking and entering riot\nYeah, he’s a fugitive on a global tour\nBut we just hold the door\nFor a Ho Ho Home Invasion\n\n[Outro]\nYeah, come on in, big guy (Ho Ho Home Invasion)\nDon't mind the dog, he bites (But he likes venison)\nDoes this count as a deductible? (Ho Ho Home Invasion)\nLeave the gifts, take the cannoli\n[Fade out with sirens wailing in the distance to the tune of Jingle Bells]","notes":"Instrumentation: Vocals, electric guitar (Telecaster), acoustic guitar, bass, drums (processed with reverb and compression), fiddle, sleigh bells, backing vocals/gang vocals.\nTempo: Moderately fast, danceable feel.\nKey: G Major.\nBPM: 130.\nPerformance Notes: The song should be performed with a sense of humor and high energy. The guitar solo should be fast and flashy, showcasing chicken-pickin' techniques. The fiddle should complement the guitar solo and add to the overall festive feel. The backing vocals should be tight and punchy. The 'Yee-haw!' in the intro and the gang vocals in the bridge add to the playful atmosphere. The fade-out with sirens playing 'Jingle Bells' provides a comedic ending.","description":"A high-energy country-pop Christmas novelty song with a tongue-in-cheek take on Santa Claus as a benevolent home invader. Blending twangy Telecaster riffs, driving rhythms, and festive sleigh bells, 'Ho Ho Home Invasion' delivers a humorous and irreverent holiday anthem.","image_url":"https://v3b.fal.media/files/b/0a851b4c/RzFk_fdh-HBKLP3q_QiIK.jpg","audio_url":"","created_at":"2025-12-05T17:05:56.489+00:00"}